14-11-2005, 10:58 AM
I saw somewhere this rules
2- If you push the stick forward,the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back,they get smaller.
3- Flying isn't dangerous.Crashing is dangerous.
4- It is always better to be down here wishing you were up there,than up there wishing you were downhere.
5- The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.
6- The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool.When it stops,you canactually watch the pilot start
sweating.
7- When in doubt,hold on to your altitude.No one has ever collided with the sky.
8- A good landing is one which you can walk away.A great landing is one after which they can use theplane again.
9- Learn from the mistakes of others.You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
10- You know you have landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.
11- The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival.
12- Stay out of the clouds.The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane goingin the opposite direction.
13- Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in the clouds.
14- There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing.Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
15- You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience.The trick is to fill the bag ofexperience before you empty the bag of
luck.
16- In the ongoing battle between objects made of aliminum going hundreds of miles per hour and theground going zero miles per
hour,the ground has yet to lose.
17- Good judgement comes from experience.Unfortunately,experience usually comes from badjudgement.
18- It is always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.
19- Remember,gravity is not just a good idea,it is the law.And it is not subject to repeal.
20- Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of takeoffs you've made.
21- The three useless things to a pilot ? a- altitude above you b- runway behind you c- 1/10 of a second ago.Enjoy
Student Pilot Flying Rules
1- Takeoffs are optional.Landings are mandatory.2- If you push the stick forward,the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back,they get smaller.
3- Flying isn't dangerous.Crashing is dangerous.
4- It is always better to be down here wishing you were up there,than up there wishing you were downhere.
5- The only time you have too much fuel is when you are on fire.
6- The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool.When it stops,you canactually watch the pilot start
sweating.
7- When in doubt,hold on to your altitude.No one has ever collided with the sky.
8- A good landing is one which you can walk away.A great landing is one after which they can use theplane again.
9- Learn from the mistakes of others.You won't live long enough to make all of them yourself.
10- You know you have landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp.
11- The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival.
12- Stay out of the clouds.The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might be another airplane goingin the opposite direction.
13- Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in the clouds.
14- There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing.Unfortunately no one knows what they are.
15- You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience.The trick is to fill the bag ofexperience before you empty the bag of
luck.
16- In the ongoing battle between objects made of aliminum going hundreds of miles per hour and theground going zero miles per
hour,the ground has yet to lose.
17- Good judgement comes from experience.Unfortunately,experience usually comes from badjudgement.
18- It is always a good idea to keep the pointy end going forward as much as possible.
19- Remember,gravity is not just a good idea,it is the law.And it is not subject to repeal.
20- Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of takeoffs you've made.
21- The three useless things to a pilot ? a- altitude above you b- runway behind you c- 1/10 of a second ago.Enjoy

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