Enhance the realism for FREE !!!! :

[fruitfly]

-When landing and taking off, strap yourself to a chair with a belt you took off from your father's pants. If he disaprooves, a piece of rope
will do.

-Put a rag soaked with kerosene under your table so all 5 senses could be involved.

-Try sitting in your recliner for 8 straight hours with a vacuum cleaner running about 10 feet away

-Needless to say, if you're flying GA and have to pop at the loo, that's out of the question.

-If your mother suddenly comes in the room and opens the window while you're cruising at 36000 ft, you have to jump out the window to
simulate being sucked out!


If you can think of some other enhancements, keep the list growing!!

[HH-60CC]

Quite an imagination this one...

[Dutch64]

fruitfly wrote:
-When landing and taking off, strap yourself to a chair with a belt you took off from your father's pants. If he disaprooves, a piece of rope
will do.

-Put a rag soaked with kerosene under your table so all 5 senses could be involved.

-Try sitting in your recliner for 8 straight hours with a vacuum cleaner running about 10 feet away

-Needless to say, if you're flying GA and have to pop at the loo, that's out of the question.

-If your mother suddenly comes in the room and opens the window while you're cruising at 36000 ft, you have to jump out the window to
simulate being sucked out!


If you can think of some other enhancements, keep the list growing!!

At work now and i'm supposed to be doing something here but i first must find a way to stop laughing

[Dutch64]

Still wondering how to simulate a crashlanding, you will have to completely ruin your room, take a chair and smash everything you see
with it, use the kerosene, spread it through your room and start smoking....
Your parents will understand....
Then crawl outside your room, ask someone outside to call 911 because you just crashed in your room....

[fruitfly]

Here's another tip:

-when flying unpressurized GA above 14000ft, put a transparent plastic bag over your head.
(those that want to feel the characteristic confusion and vertigo can draw that kerosene soaked rag closer to their nose)



Post Edited ( 10-11-05 12:00 )

[Dutch64]

At reverse thrust, throw all tables, chairs, cabinets etc to the front of your room, needless to say that in case of fast turns, they all have to
be thrown to a corresponding side of the room. If your mother comes in again, give her a cute hat and tell her to take care of the
passengers instead and that you could use some coffee.

[BlazeFytr]

I now carry a loaded weapon into the computer room and double lock the door. This hasn't caused as many problems as my family and
friends having to go through the metal detector and have all their purses/bags searched when entering my house!

[Drew]

@ this post class

[Ryanamur]

- In case of a hard landing, pick up your computer with monitor and drop it from 6 feet high.

- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a large jet, ring the bell to tell your wife or your mother to bring you food and coffee (remind your wife
and mother that it's illegal to assault a pilot in flight)

- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a GA aircraft, you can only eat/drink if you have a lunch with you at your computer chair

- You can simulate a smoke in the cockpit by purchasing a smoke machine. When using it, make sure both the doors and windows are
closed.

- If you die in a crash, run to the kitchen and stab yourself in the liver and then in the kidneys using a 8-12" blade. This will simulate being impaled by a piece of metal. Should you only be injured, use the same blade but strike yourself in a non-fatal zone. You could also ask a friend to hit you with a 25lbs sledgehammer or you can jump down a set of at least 12 stairs.

- To simulate a bird strike, go to the pet store and purchase a few budgies. If FsP tells you've hit a bird, simply shove a budgy in your
power supply fan and let the bird do its magic. Now you only have a few minutes before your computer shuts down because of an overheating power supply.



Post Edited ( 10-11-05 21:06 )

[crowebird]

[Dutch64]

-If your mother suddenly comes in the room and opens the window while you're cruising at 36000 ft, you have to jump out the window to
simulate being sucked out!

Man.... the whole day already i have this picture in my mind, your mother entering the room, no clue what's going on, she thinks there is some weird
smell (must be the kerosene), just opens the window for some fresh air... Before she realises what's going on she hears her son screaming "wooosh
wooosh explosive decompression!! wooosh" and jumping out of the window.... I really should stop visualizing these things....

[SWAFO]

[fruitfly]

This one's also first class:

Ryanamur wrote:

- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a large jet, ring the bell to tell your wife or your mother to bring you food and coffee (remind your wife
and mother that it's illegal to assault a pilot in flight)

[Dutch64]

fruitfly wrote:


This one's also first class:

Ryanamur wrote:

- If you are hungry/thirsty and flying a large jet, ring the bell to tell your wife or your mother to bring you food and coffee (remind your wife
and mother that it's illegal to assault a pilot in flight)

It's one of the best tips i ever read on any forum in fact

[Ryanamur]

Dutch64 wrote:

-If your mother suddenly comes in the room and opens the window while you're cruising at 36000 ft, you have to jump out the
window to
simulate being sucked out!

Man.... the whole day already i have this picture in my mind, your mother entering the room, no clue what's going on, she thinks there is
some weird
smell (must be the kerosene), just opens the window for some fresh air... Before she realises what's going on she hears her son
screaming "wooosh
wooosh explosive decompression!! wooosh" and jumping out of the window.... I really should stop visualizing these things....

Off course, since she's closer, you'd have to throw her out first. Then, you could attemp to close the window... especially if the fall might be
too long.