Are there any real pilots out there?

[Joeflyer]

Yo Adam Best of luck in your endeavors. I hope you will come back and give us an update on your progression.

[H111-24-1111-13-D]

I'm a real pilot. I fly the Cessna 150/152. I hate the stinkin pieces of crap. They are so cramped and I'm very big so I hardly fit into the buggers. But I can't afford to fly
anything else.

My check rides, well I've never failed a checkride. But I did have an angry instructor who yelled at me a lot. His name was jeff and he was really fat. He sat on the right and
the planes prop torque rolled us left (or would do without him sitting on the right) so I never worried about countering with aileron etc... until my solo when he wasn't there
and I thought the plane would go upside down. He was a really old grumpy git and really sarcastic. His flying was horrible anyway and I threw up on the controls in one of
his lessons. He said I looked at the instruments too much and told me off in a lesson but the dipstick had flown us into clouds even though it was meant to be a VFR only
flight. So yeah no sh*t I had to look at the instruments to know which ways up I was. If he could find something to argue about he would.

[SamTDS]

H111-24-1111-13-D wrote:
I'm a real pilot. I fly the Cessna 150/152. I hate the stinkin pieces of crap. They are so cramped and I'm very big so I hardly fit into the buggers. But I can't
afford to fly
anything else.

My check rides, well I've never failed a checkride. But I did have an angry instructor who yelled at me a lot. His name was jeff and he was really fat. He sat on
the right and
the planes prop torque rolled us left (or would do without him sitting on the right) so I never worried about countering with aileron etc... until my solo when he
wasn't there
and I thought the plane would go upside down. He was a really old grumpy git and really sarcastic. His flying was horrible anyway and I threw up on the
controls in one of
his lessons. He said I looked at the instruments too much and told me off in a lesson but the dipstick had flown us into clouds even though it was meant to be
a VFR only
flight. So yeah no sh*t I had to look at the instruments to know which ways up I was. If he could find something to argue about he would.

mind the language and use polite manners please

[SamTDS]

H111-24-1111-13-D wrote:

SamTDS wrote:

H111-24-1111-13-D wrote:
I'm a real pilot. I fly the Cessna 150/152. I hate the stinkin pieces of crap. They are so cramped and I'm very big so I hardly fit into the buggers. But I can't
afford to fly
anything else.

My check rides, well I've never failed a checkride. But I did have an angry instructor who yelled at me a lot. His name was jeff and he was really fat. He sat on
the right and
the planes prop torque rolled us left (or would do without him sitting on the right) so I never worried about countering with aileron etc... until my solo when he
wasn't there
and I thought the plane would go upside down. He was a really old grumpy git and really sarcastic. His flying was horrible anyway and I threw up on the
controls in one of
his lessons. He said I looked at the instruments too much and told me off in a lesson but the dipstick had flown us into clouds even though it was meant to be
a VFR only
flight. So yeah no sh*t I had to look at the instruments to know which ways up I was. If he could find something to argue about he would.

mind the language and use polite manners please

You having hitherto this moment attempted to correct my spelling, I will take this time to point out that you are missing a capital letter and also indeed
missing your period, sir.

I don't care about punctuation that much to make sure that my short reply have capital letters and full stops. If I was writing formally then I would make sure it
was correct

[Joeflyer]

@ Sam, I see nothing wrong with H1's (I'll be short with the screen name since it is quite long) colorful commentary, but if offends you please send
me an message stating what part of the post is offensive to you. Let's also not be critical of people who are not grammatically correct, miss
punctuation marks, or misspell a word. We are all not perfect in that regard. All this does is create friction in the forums.

With that being said, carry on....

[gbapache]

I ar du bes splr thr am. And my grammar are good two.

[fuzzywaffle]

I have my private but I need a new medical and a review.

[Joeflyer]

fuzzywaffle wrote:
I have my private but I need a new medical and a review.

You could travel to Memphis and see the doc I use. He is a neuro surgeon who also does FAA medicals for free....for 2nd and 3rd class. Should you ever
get to the 1st class medical, he will charge you. I know a few instructors who could get you back in the saddle, err, cockpit again

[jazzaviator]

An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

[SamTDS]

An old Pilot sat down in Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs, Aeronca’s, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29, and later in the Korean conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’

She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’

He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

Ha Ha Ha

[Joeflyer]

I have to agree. That's quite funny